Useless Observations

I'm in a Seinfeld kinda mood. This is the kind of stuff in my head, scary.

- Why is it that someone will almost cut you off to be first at a red light and then go 5 miles per hour when the light turns green?

- Ever notice that fast food places and supermarkets have the worse music playing? It's like they couldn't afford to use the good songs so they had to use the 'B' side of the album.

- I wonder if people had 'telegraph sex' in Abraham Lincoln's day. You know, one hand on the telegraph, sending out the signals, the other hand somewhere else while reading the signals coming in?

- And what's the deal with airline food?... Oh wait, that's Jerry's bit.

- Why must kids turn around in their seat in a restaurant and watch me eat?

- Why does Baskin-Robbins have 31 flavors when only 5 of them look edible?

- When you say hello on a phone, are you asking a question, or giving a greeting?

- Why does Radio Shack ask you for everything but your medical records when you buy batteries?

- When a cat sheds on the couch, is it correct to call them pussy hairs? - ha! I crack myself up

- You ever notice no one ever reads the help file when they can't figure something out on the computer?

- I wonder if the dark glasses that blind people wear have prescriptions in them.

- If someone can't find the remote, chances are they will watch the same channel, even if they hate the show that's on, rather than get up and change it.

- Why do some restaurants insist that their waitresses not write down food orders?

- How the hell can there be that many chickens around to lay eggs AND be part of dinner.